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Starting My Day

Exhibits A & B: The culprits of our pain.

Exhibits A & B: The culprits of our pain.

It’s a farm day; not an office day. That means a farm bra. I want comfy, simple, no lace. I chose a front clasp today. That means metal hooks. And, yes, I started my day by inadvertently snapping my nipple with my bra.

Ah! Insert expletive! Second expletive! Damn stretching elastic bra.

My man was there and witnessed the whole thing. He even giggled.

Then he told me about how he started his day a few days back. His boxer shorts are also stretchy. And they snap. Specifically, he inadvertently snapped his testicle.

Damn!

I’ll take me clumsy fingers and my bra any day.

So, how did your day start?

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2 Comments

  1. TBM

    LOL. I started off on a run. Painful in a different way–and I knew I was inflicting it.

    • Somehow it is funnier if you are not inflicting the pain on purpose.

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